I agree with you in theory, but I’m still kinda cackling at “...get on a fucking plane and play your tunes for the kids you sad fuck”

But Regina George really did say your vest was disgusting! Her words. Not mine!

“Steve pregnant women are dying! Should we do something?”

“War on Christmas” = real.

“Why doth the peasantry fret so o’er this ‘Black Death’? ” ~Lord Pence, c. 1350 

DON, YOU DON’T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOUR 11-YEAR-OLD KID. Everybody knows already. So just stop.

I don’t I mean she’s probably at school right now but who really knows.

$69-a-month Birchbox-style subscription filled with “exclusive and vintage Donald J. Trump merchandise.”

I’m starting to think this Bieber kid is a bit of an asshole

This is grade V kinja

In my opinion he’s never had one. I don’t understand why people think he’s so attractive with that crazy weird nose and mouth.

Slenderman lol

Tie him to...the comfy chair!”

Watching the video of Twitterfingers at the Western Wall, I was struck by two things:

ISIS would take responsibility for a ham sandwich.

Mrs. Marlsby has learn the first rule of not being seen, but she has chosen a very obvious bit of cover.

I’m only sad that the elephant that killed him died.

Is it wrong that as a Milwaukee county resident, part of me is just thrilled to finally be rid of him?