What the fuck is that all about? Neither I or any guy I know has ever had a whiff of accusation from a consensual encounter. Who are these guys that need to be protected from false rape accusations? Whatever they’re doing, they ain’t doing it right.

Gee. There’s just so many fun things to mull over in this story.

*Puts on pedantic hat*

Spending the day golfing is the best gift he could give her. I mean you can’t have a “wonderful day” with him around.

damnit Carol

The correct answer to any question in regards to Donald Trump that begins with “Doesn’t he realize. . .” is no. I mean, look at his fucking hair.

Well she has been personally taking care of the opioid epidemic for the last few weeks...

‘selling diamonds in the mall’ - dead

Being famous seems to be like living in a really, really small town.

In my mind I just wrote a political thriller heist caper movie where me and my team of expert document forgers and creators make me or someone in our gang seem like a super important, popular, rich and well established business person who like infiltrates Trumps inner circle and just completely dismantles the…

I don’t know who either of those dudes are.

Nothing says “years of wedded bliss” like referencing a story that ends with “and then they both died.”

This Labrador would be better at governance.

Their bigger problem is finding women who want to fuck them.

🎶 Just another dick and a wall 🎶

“When I go to bed, I make a fire.”