I’m curious whether those soldiers even knew who he was beyond “some old white guy.” I can recognize a handful of actual world leaders by sight and don’t think I know any secondary figures, and I suspect my internet is a bit better than whatever information North Koreans have access to.

Because all those little fuckers will want is chicken fingers and mac n’ cheese.

What’s a Nick Viall?

Miss Kelly. You are mistaken. Santa Claus is not white. Because Santa Claus is not real. There is no Santa Claus.

Hey, they all hit the ground eventually. Somewhere.

“If you can possibly take two good trips a year, it will refresh your life. We all need R&R. Put it to good use,” he said to the studio audience Tuesday night.....

...former Tennessee lawyer and Christian electronic dance music producer...

It’s vast compared to my salary (and Ima gonna assume yours too, heh) but compared to New Yorks most bigly and awesome companies, everything with Trump written on it is small league. I bet there are conversations in top restaurants like this all the time:

SAM WATERSTON FOR LYFE

The distorted shapes of the tubes indicate to me that people are squeezing their toothpaste tubes willy nilly instead of from the bottom up, which is the suggestion written on most toothpaste tubes.

I wish punch those people too. So many people to punch.

I was going to say this was my favorite part

I feel bad for him. But her? Screw that. She should have listened to him more carefully, or, you know, not drunk the Kool-Aid and done some research. The only good thing to come of this is that maybe, just maybe, people like this will turn on him in 2020.

So a dead teen is a better outcome than a live, possibly gay one?

That’s pretty much how I feel about having to watch or read sex scenes too.

Speaking as a woman, my first reaction was “burn the motherfuckers down, RBG.”

This is why I could never be a senator/representative/whatever. I don’t know that I could resist the temptation to just shout “Fuck you!” when someone chimes in with bullshit like this. I suspect that kind of behavior doesn’t go over well during hearings.

Right? When I was reading it, I was thinking “I’ve never seen the show, is Kylie this entertaining or is that a complete fiction?”