Obviously this isn't getting through but I'll say it. If a woman rejects you, you don't get to stab her, throw acid in her face, stalk her, terrorize her, or rape her. No is a hard word to understand, apparently.

They slowly get absorbed by your body, metabolized, and then excreted as waste.

I made RVSPing upfront a New Year’s resolution last year and have mostly stuck to it. If my gut reaction is I don’t want to go, I grow some ovaries and decline. Ignoring something is basically a shitty way to say no, and I aim to always provide an answer. If I’m on the fence, my tendency usually is towards not going,…

I’m pretty sure it’s meant to be tongue-in-cheek. At least, that’s how I read it, as an introvert and someone who struggles with depression. I found it relatably funny.

Ditto. Started to feel nauseous watching that little clip. Blehhhhh

The other trick is feeling comfortable saying “no” from the get-go, if mental health issues could prevent you from showing up to an event that would cause the host inconvenience.

Ooh, the oppression Olympics. I’m sure this will be a useful discussion.

Hello, Black Americans. We understand your issue with race and all, and I’mma let you finish, but we’ve really been screwed over for a couple hundred years longer than you and nobody seems to give a shit any more.

A friend cancelled plans on a trip this weekend and all she had to say was that she’s having one of those days with her anxiety and depression. I think people get mental health and how it effects daily life now more than ever. Honesty is really the best policy. You might even get some soup and company brought over by…

This won’t make conservatives change their minds at all. All it’s going to result in is a proliferation of laws that classify it as feticide or infanticide, to further punish a desperate woman. So awful.

and all glisteny and foldy. The very worst cat.

This is the internet, so I agree that must be a cat. He must be one of those hairless cats. Bad cat. Get out of that water! You’re not fooling anyone.

Hippo facts:

Also, a little on the stout side, wouldn’t you say? Time to lay off the kibble, kitty.

I hate cats when they are all moist and rubbery like that. This is a terrible cat.

This is a delightful little piece; I wish I could pee in a sink. Also, I’m much pleased by the autocorrected “el doable”.

LOL i love her and her POLISH shade forever

NO DO NOT BONE WHILE BATHING. DO NOT BONE WHILE SUBMERGED IN WATER, ESPECIALLY NOT WATER THAT YOU HAVE BEEN USING TO WASH AWAY ANY AND ALL FILTH THAT IS ON YOUR BODY.

Isn’t WASP more a mentality and personality type at this point than a reference to someone’s actual religion and background? That’s how I feel about the term jap as well.

I’d just like to inform everyone that I am still drinking vodka and it is 2:08 am here in Dubai and I’m probably going to order some pizza. While I’m in a drunken state of confession, let it be noted for the record that I sometimes just go pee right in the sink. The logic of it is infallible. My favorite book?…