The power of Aqua Net compels you.

This story was given credence, on the news, in 2016. That dead people’s hair might be, could be, definitely, is cursed. 2016.

Kind of tempted to start selling minuscule 2mm foot pins with features indiscernible to the naked eye.

“The rectum is an exit, not an entrance”

As a graphic designer, AAAAAGH, AGH, MAKE IT STOP, JESUS GOD.

I have a friend who tells us how well endowed her husband is. But it’s much much worse when she tells us how her 13 year old son takes after him.

In the red corner, weighing in at $250 million, the Stormin’ Mormon, the Massachusetts Flipper, The Corporation’s Champion, The Vulture Capitalist MITT ROMNEY!

Are we still not done blaming mothers for the things their (grown up) children do?

The most ironic part about the OJ case is that Johnnie Cochran’s entire defense was based on the premise that the LAPD was out to get OJ, yet time and time again, the LAPD itself demonstrates that this couldn’t be further from the truth.

Punchable.

Animators and video game designers worry about “the uncanny valley” where, as your creation starts to look more like a real human, at a certain point it becomes deeply unsettling.

The weirdest thing about his face is that as bloated as the rest of it is, his nose is so pointy it looks like it could cut you.

I just had a toasted bagel with smoked salmon spread, one side with avocado and cucumber, the other side with tomato and cucumber with some pepper sprinkled on top and it was fucking divine.

OH MY GOD.

The voice of the people can be safely ignored.

he uses computers all the time. computers love him. he has fantastic computers, with many many friends.

This zen world you’re enjoying / Makes you really annoying

His face looks like how I imagine my face looks when I have smoked just barely, exactly too much weed at Thanksgiving with my in-laws.

Exactly. If I knew I had to sit there for three hours while the camera turned to me every 30 seconds to try and catch me looking too excited, just to get to the 45 seconds that might be about me at the end of the night, I’d take everything I could get my hands on.

leo’s facial expressions: a summary