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Or how about the feigned ignorance to get out of anything? “How do I make spaghetti? So I put the water in the pot? How much? What is ‘boiling?’” I’ve found myself yelling “I REFUSE TO BELIEVE YOU ARE THIS INCOMPETENT” to soooo many men (my father, brother, husband, some random co-workers, etc.)

The state where you can literally have a gun range in your back yard a hundred feet from your neighbor’s house and they won’t let her live in a tree?

Ahem, that’s nice, but *I* will be voting for substance.

Jesus, you scared me for a minute there.

So I think we should have a debate with no moderator.

Genuinely happy to know that I have built a life, tough as it is sometimes, that standing outside the houses of children of politicians I disagree with and lamely heckling them isn't even a consideration.

I hope Chris Evans takes him up on his offer to fight. He would beat the ever living shit out of him and I would die of laughter.

I have some bad news for you

The lovely, and ever so Goopily named Pattner Peak Label Blazer retails at $695

I looked it up and apparently, David stated on Kocktails with Khloe that Alexis stopped referring to themselves as as trans and said that they were gender suspicious and used male or female pronouns based on how they were dressed. I imagine that the choices in the statement were purposeful and respectful of Alexis’

Meanwhile, I told my therapist what mansplaining was this week and he (an older white dude) thought it was perfect and couldn’t believe he hadn’t heard what it was yet!

My 2 dachshunds would probably kiss and jump on any intruder, bring him the flashlight and show him to the valuables.

Poor doggy. :( I’m glad he has you. I always try to remind my dog that if he didn’t have us, he’d be dead because no one would put up with his bullshit. Too bad he’s not fluent in English.

I think the dog issue is an indicator of Glass and Alani’s general attitude toward other people.

Adjuncts are a different bag, but many tenured academics are totally rich, both through family money (academia notoriously privileges those born to the upper classes) and by household income compared to median US household income and US household income percentiles.

A roach. A leak. A lawsuit. And a banana peel. All this. And more. On the next. This. American Life.