72%????? Holy shit.

“I do think vaccines help with the public health and helping prevent the occasional fatality,”

I think that this cut is more effective at exaggerating the size of the hips than lengthening the leg, really, which is probably part of why the Kardashians are so into it.

If I had a body that looked good in this, I’d put it into a suit that made it look waaaaay better.

Stuff like this is why I love you, Ellie.

I love threesomes:

Ok look, threesomes can be fun. But a) all parties have to be interested in having a threesome. b) all parties should be comfortable with each other c) you have to be open to communication. I like that AR wanted to walk the walk, but I mean, she didn’t seem like she really wanted to do it. Like, she didn’t set any…

I suspect that he was chosen because there is an extremely limited selection of journalists Trump is willing to speak to and they are all closer to Home Shopping Network hosts than actual journalists. No way he would ever allow himself to be in the same room as a serious journalist at this point, particularly not a…

No, the airtime Trump has gotten has not been predominantly negative. In most cases, he’s been allowed to call into shows and have the floor unchallenged for five minutes.

It makes it sound like an illness... like someone caught a bad case of the 9/11

Jesus. What are you, a “Democrat” from 1865? 1962?

Come on down for our Pearl Harbor Day sale! We’re going kamikaze this December 7th with a blowout spectacular that will live in infamy!

It’s like... Take five minutes, look at what you just did, ask if you want other people to see it. There’s been so many comments I’ve thought better of before pressing publish.

We all know that’s not as disrespectful as quietly sitting down during the national anthem. Geez.

He sucks. The whole thing was shameful, and while I think Holt will be better, I’m still bracing for a disaster.

In Matt Lauer’s defense, did anyone actually think he would do well? He’s neither a political nor foreign policy wonk, he doesn’t deliver or analyze serious news on a regular basis, he’s blown several even “light” interviews in the past. I almost blame NBC more than Lauer. I mean, MSNBC’s #1 anchor and wonkyest wonk…

I would pay money, like real pay per view money to see that moderation and debate.

This is why the “liberal media” lie is so important to the right. Any legitimate criticism of a conservative is treated as “liberal lies”. So Lauer is forced to be deferential lest he appear “biased”. It’s insanity. Pointing out Trump’s lie would just prove to these idiots that he’s biased.

Matt Lauer has sucked for so long and we just . . . accept it.