LOL @ the durable hair part. My sister fucked up her American Girl doll’s hair so badly that my parents had to send it to a doll fixing shop place in Ohio to get it fixed.

I’m not at home, so I had to make a new burner, and I really hope this isn’t in they grays cause I got some shit to say y’all.

Wait, so you’re saying it’s a tax on a necessity only one gender needs, so only women were paying it? And this is your reason for calling the loss of that tax sexist?

Uh, no. Abosh is about whether businesses can charge different things to men than to women. That is discrimination because it treats men differently than women.

Starr is a liar and you can tell by two things: The wording of his original text to Kat (“we passed on using him”) versus what he says in his video “explanation” (“I was inexperienced and didn’t realize that he (Bettis) would be more than I could pay so I told him I couldn’t do it”)

since i’ve been recounting tales of 90's country childhood in the pool float thread, this is hitting me unexpectedly hard. damnit, kelly.

Kesha Redux, but without the sex

The fact that Trump gave Ted Cruz a chance to address the convention is just more evidence that his campaign is completely incompetent. I mean, he went after the guy’s wife and father and mocked him relentlessly at the end of the campaign; how could Trump have thought that Cruz’s speech would be supportive?

Can’t we just take this franchise for a long drive to the country, open the back door and let it frolic blissfully in a field, while we floor it and leave it behind in a cloud of dust?

OK FINE. If you insist.

Yeah, I blew it, I remembered his first name, picked the wrong video.

REAL MEN WEAR MAN BUNS

Hey girl.

under control.

Those are like, skinny jeans with a front flap.

These are the questions you need to ask yourself, Clover.

yes, Yale should’ve removed the image. but no, you can’t go around destroying private property.

Cool so you’re with me, then! Let’s go ahead and burn every single painting, smash every stained glass window, break every piece of pottery, and bash every sculpture that has depictions of people who were slaves on it.

New life goals: