3EB is my favorite, and while I’ve never apologized for that even though I know it’s objectively wrong, I apologize even less now. “Raise your hand if you believe in science!” Yes.

Mitt Romney says he wants to have an open and welcoming convention. Wow. Open and welcoming to whom? Students who need Pell Grants? My gay Republican cousin who wants to get married? Brown people from Arizona who forgot their ID? People who like roads, air traffic controllers, and disaster funding for hurricanes —…

Third eye open, well done.

I feel like he is living his best life. Do you think Third Eye Blind and Bruce Springsteen get together over beers and compare notes on how badly they irritated Republicans?

There’s something unique about all those logos beyond what you described. The McDonald’s “M” is curved in a way that nobody else draws M’s. Microsoft’s colored boxes are specific colors in a specific order. Target’s bull’s eye is a very simplified bull’s eye with an accompanying font. Nike’s “whoosh” is unique in how…

She plagiarized Michelle Obama and rickrolled the RNC. I’m convinced that her speech writer is a 100% Grade A Troll. And I love them.

( 1 You can’t walk into the convention

Even reading from a teleprompter Melania Trump seems to struggle in English. I wouldn’t blame her for having some help putting a speech in its final form. But obviously she didn’t write this speech, and whoever wrote it wants that to be known while winking at the Internet with the subtle rickroll.

Yeah and I studied for that test for six weeks, and by six weeks I mean I wrote half a page of outline on night one, did nothing for the next five and s half weeks, occasionally looked at the cover of a book, and then panicked and did everything the night before.

She also Rick Rolled the audience:

When Roy Cohn calls you callous you need to invest in a whole body PedEgg.

YIKES. I’m ok with “NSFW” but I’m not ok with what Khloe posted. Unauthorized nudity isn’t funny. Kinda revenge porn-ish, bad form Koko...

i don’t know. CBS has neutered him somewhat. i’ve watched some of the new stuff and i find myself a bit bored. Sam Bee and John Oliver I think may give us more of the winning feint.

How...how on earth did that happen??? All power to him, but HOW DID THE SECURITY OF THE REPUBLICAN NATIONAL CONGRESS let a known left-wing talk show host, in a bizarre costume, onto the stage? Let alone leave him at the damn podium long enough to give a satirical speech?? Jesus, no wonder they didn’t want guns there.…

*LOL* I love purple, but I can’t wear a shade lighter than eggplant because otherwise it brings out the color of my veins.

Hey, speaking of weirdo photos ... Where is his daughter in the mirror??? And who is the boy who appears in the mirror but not the photo???? Demons? Crazy camera photos? Proof of extraterrestrial life? It’s hard to say.

“They do not, but unless you’ve ever seen Sociology just casually walking across the park, I’d have a very hard time imagining how you’re supposed to bump into it outside of books.”

The same can be said of culture, which only furthers my point. Culture, like Sociology, is an amorphous blob of a concept. Which is a fine…

“Actually, several thousands of book publishers own culture. Culture which students have to pay for every single semestre.”

This has impacted me way more than I thought it would. I already felt self concious in the locker room and in life and now it just confirms my greatest fear. I like kind of had a melt down when I was getting dressed this morning based on this (and just a shitty self esteem week in general). Mockery of people's looks…