Damn, my wishful thinking had me convinced this would be in French. I’m sure the palace intrigue and gorgeous sets will help me block out the British accents, but barely.

and Sarah-Fucking-Palin came from a small city council.

The only people is ever tell to leave the country are those that actively don't vote.

That 22-year-old Trainor has chosen not to vote in the two elections (2012 and 2014)

I got into a HUGE fight with my husband about his not voting in our last election. I don’t care if all the candidates suck and the game is rigged, blah blah blah. People have fought and died to gain the right to vote and an imperfect democracy is better than none at all (not to mention that complainers are rarely…

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The firefighters’ gators were almost certainly unrelated to one that drowned Lane Graves, because it’s hard for a gator to cross the roadways. Also, why would you go chasing kids when you’re being fed by hand?

They could build a working Beats Pill sort of dealy.

Not to say it was a smart move, but this was so clearly Julie Klausner riffing off the reporter’s question and making up a joke that she thought they were both in on.

The commentariat at Ask a Manager would love to hear about this. There’s an open, work-related thread every week, if you’re interested.

Nooooooooooooo oh god, please no! No!

No one should serve for 42 years, but two terms is still on the short side. When you don’t have long-serving senators, the most experienced people on Capitol Hill are lobbyists and staffers. You know, people nobody elected.

How is it that schools can get away with deciding their own justice in criminal matters? Can’t the administrators/teacher or principal who made the decisions be held responsible for subverting justice? Genuinely asking, I have no clue if that’s even a thing in circumstances like these.

Honestly, every woman should spend some time getting acquainted with herself with the help of a mirror. It’s educational.

So much this. Labia come in all sorts of shapes and sizes. They do not get fucked into flappiness.

CAN WE ALSO TALK ABOUT HOW THE SIZE AND SHAPE OF ONE’S LABIA HAS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH THE AMOUNT OF SEX ONE HAS???

For real though, I’m mainly impressed with the attention to detail in giving that ham sandwich a clitoris.

Hey buddy. I feel like all games should be preserved. Everyhing from Suda’s games, to the one you worked on, to the stupid shareware-era DOS Breakout clones made by a 12 year old in the mid 90s. Everything.

You forgot the best part: You can literally teabag people as an elderly woman with one of her emotes.

I might have paintballed a fetus sign on private property in Mississippi once.