Definitely do Planned Parenthood or another birth control positive environment. Lots of doctors still harbor a bias against IUDs that has proven medically unfounded. I’ve had doctors turn friends who’ve never been pregnant because IUDs are something something something (the reasoning changes).

2025: mandatory for all citizens to carry a loaded gun when out in public. It’s the only way to stop the crime. Also you need an NRA membership to vote.

$579 will get you a closet next to the boiler that you share with a colony of centipedes, utilities not included. For the luxury of a newly updated closet, that’ll be $200,000 up front.

All I know about Destiny2 is that Tuesdays were once Raid Night for my boyfriend and his clan. I knew the game was dead to him when he called me on a Tuesday, wanting to go out. His whole clan jumped ship to MHW, which is fine with me, I have more people to play it with now.

Toilet paper is designed to dissolve into basically nothing. Tampon applicators aren’t as bad as flushing a pad, but they still don’t belong in the sewage system.

That was basically my first reaction when I saw Paulumu too.

My gift to you. Have a good day.

I will never understand the steadfastness with which these people, who consistently want to claim the moral high ground, support a man who is almost certainly a child molester. What moral authority am I supposed to take from a group that outright vilifies women who have casual consentual sex while supporting a man who…

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BOOK RECOMMENDATIONS!

Hard to get people to vote when the candidate with the most votes loses.

Do you have any good book recommendations on the subject?

You don’t need to convince me. My mother and I are French, putting prunes in things is tradition. Though I have always been partial to sticking dried apricots in poultry, I do also love the humble prune.

Thank you, this is exactly the kind of thing we’ve been looking for.

I was accused of eating Bugs Bunny. I thought this was fine because like all Warner toons, he was ultimately unkillable.

Adult rabbits, stewed in white wine, mushrooms, carrots, and leaks, were basically my favorite food ever growing up. My mother would make it whenever she could find rabbit, which was not so easy when we moved to the US. She found an old Mennonite at a farmer’s market last year who sells rabbit and could not stop…

I don’t know why but Diablos is just hard for me like nothing else in the game is, not even the end bosses.

How will they make sure the foods are fresh?

There’s not going to be anything in that box you couldn’t also find in a fallout shelter.

Fuck your god damned Punishment Box you fiscally ignorant, moralizing morons.