I have not but it’s no weirder than any of the other oils/fats/gels I’ve rubbed into my hair. If I ever grow that patch out again I’ll give a shot.

When Persona5 let me start skipping low level trash battles I was so happy. I’m only a little disappointed that ability is tied to best bro Ryuji.

Stealing all of these links to help my busy adult friends and I penetrate the dictionary of rules that is D&D. Three times in the last year someone has tried to get a D&D game going, all failed. Coming up on number 4 and the dude running it has spent over a month just reading the manual and deciding what rules we…

Diablos is rough, it’s a fight that’s become a war of attrition and I’ve never managed it on my own. It’s doable cooping with my boyfriend. He runs a lot of sleep arrows, I have a poison glaive, and our palicos are set to do paralyses and set traps. At every opportunity when he’s knocked out or immobile, we stick…

I started shaving my nape because while the majority of my hair is 3a, on the back left there’s a patch whose texture can only be described as wire-like and limp. It doesn’t curl, it scraggles and knots in seconds. I took a pair of kitchen scissors to it and I’ve been doing various forms of an undercut ever since.

It’s a movie that’s primarily about a “kinky sexy relationship,” so I’m unsurprised that the thing people are focusing on is how well the movie fulfills that. Like complaining about how funny a comedy is or isn’t, how moving a drama is or isn’t.

Abuse aside, I still can’t make myself sit through an ever-expanding catalogue of movies where an increasingly old dude/obvious director stand in can’t deal with his age appropriate love-interest and must instead find himself a waifish 19-year-old ingenue to reinvigorate his shriveled artistic penis.

Guardians 2 is all about families and abuse survivors. It’s so good, I find myself frustrated when people dismiss them as just “the funny ones.”

I’m 98% sure is one of your parents slept with young Brando, they’d have bragged about it at every Thanksgiving until their death.

No one’s reputation is “tarnished” by sleeping with Brando or Pryor. If someone was claiming Brando got high and fucked a radiator, sure.

I spent way too much time trying to catch bats, and then I discovered the dinosaur peacock. So now my room is just that and the desert bunnies. If you place the bunnies on the floor, when you rest you can pet them. You can pet them.

Or maybe just putting two pretty people naked in a room together and having them woodenly perform The Sex is not considered universally sexy. However good these actors are elsewhere, they’re not good here, and pornography’s enthusiastic over-acting might be more charged.

I find myself humming the Astora base music when I get into work. “Have to go over here and do emails, now answer the phone, can’t forget to order this supply, ok, now I think I’m ready for my quest. I mean, job.”

I’m sick of “women’s stories” being shit like 50 Shades of Bad Sex, Lady Moves to Big City for Dream Job and Woman Can’t Decide Who to Date, but I’m not calling for them to end.

Woof, yeah that’s pretty bad. I try to figure out how long an appointment takes and break down an hourly cost. Right now it’s about $40 an hour and I can afford that. But I couldn’t do $195.

Yes, let’s have my 3 feet of hair washed in a my 100 year old tiny Victorian sink that clogs if you drop a single grain of sand in it. The other option is a bucket in a basement. What convenience, HairUber!

I spent years letting my hair run wild and free across the plains after the final straw in a series of aggressively worsening haystacks turned me against stylists. (reenactment: “You should try a bob.” “No, my hair is very curly, a bob is a terrible idea, just cut it right to here” “Ok. OOPS! I took off too much, we…

I had no idea he had it in him to play such a compelling villain. I really enjoyed hating him.

Cage has completely invulnerable skin, and Jessica is only invulnerable enough to be able to punch cars and not break a hand. She can still be cut. Otherwise they’re both super strong.

Bet they already spent all their money on those astronomically pricey walk cycles.