I’m assuming that the “protect women and girls” bill isn’t going to effect the men’s room, so I suggest everyone just start using those. Seems like less hassle.

“Israel must respect the territorial sovereignty of the Palestinians”

Never trust a government that wants to hide what it’s doing from its people.

They’re so outraged that they’ll wait at least 4 weeks before airing it anyway.

Well, Thanksgiving was shockingly quiet so I guess Christmas with my suburban Ohio/formerly Ohioan family members is when the insanity will happen.

At least sometimes these people go to jail, however briefly. Causing panic by faking crimes isn’t a prank, it’s at best being a public nuisance. I’m genuinely surprised none of the people pulling this shit have been shot or maced yet.

Once fully healed, Jim reveals that he recently learned the pod’s hidden setting: hibernation mode. Unfortunately, only one of them can be in there at a time, so he thoughtfully offers Aurora the privilege.

The kind of bread matters. Bread in the US tends to be that spongy loaf stuff in a plastic bag that doesn’t have a crust to speak of, I think it molds faster. I’ve never had a proper crackly crusted loaf go moldy, ever. They’ll dry out, but they don’t have the kind of moisture mold is looking for. I also never…

Just sitting out is poor storage. I cannot speak for all of Europe but in France many houses use a butter crock. Butter gets a weird taste because of oxidation. The crock is filled with water to form an airtight seal when you’re not using the butter, and it keeps it cool while still being spreadable.

I know a girl like that. She’s the friend of a close friend and I didn’t meet her for almost a year because even though he invited her to everything, she would back out if she couldn’t bring her dog. I used to call her Snuffy after Snuffleupagus. She eventually got it through her head that her dog would never be…

When I originally heard the name and saw the set photos, I thought this would be some sort of feel good romantic comedy between Smith and Mirren. I thought Mirren’s free-spirited, leather-pants wearing self would make Sad Will Smith learn to appreciate life again and the title would be some play on how beauty fades…

That cat is definitely a Rex and many people have told you about the bathing, but now it’s PERSONAL STORY TIME! I used to work in a studio with a Cornish Rex and she was the sweetest creature, but she did need regular baths (every 4-6 weeks depending). It’s not just that the oil accretes on their bodies, they also…

I would have sold my house after that last one.

There’s a way to be dismissive without reducing someone to “some horny lesbian.” If she’s a bitter, hateful, sociopath, say THAT. Don’t reduce her to her sexuality while bragging about your own fuckability.

Madonna joked that Paglia, an out lesbian, probably just wanted to sleep with her.

O RLY.

My friends and I had a joke about that.

You have to dig a little, most articles gloss over it. a person in the group text took a screen shot of the conversation and put it on Twitter, where it began circulating and was later put on the school’s FB page (and possibly their Twitter account?). I’m going to guess the parents are alleging that since the school…