Only assholes try to enlighten other people! All the cool dudes let you wallow in ignorance. Skoolin is for Jerks!

Put a little green leaf on top of his head and he could be the mascot for Florida Orange Juice!

Because they still bring in cash for Hollywood.

Hahahah. Last movie on the list is Air Bud!

I only eat meat from cows of legal age that give consent in triplicate!

Nope. ‘94-95 5.0's

In my state the diesel pump nozzles wont fit in a gasoline auto’s gas tank, so you would really have to work hard to put diesel in your gas car.

YOU deserver more stars!

So... Lance Armstrong gets his titles back?

What if we need to launch a nuclear strike and the woman with the key is in the bathroom?!?

Satire or Parallel Dimension????

DOnt forget that for a small dogfighter craft, visibility is rediculously small, probably only from 10-2 oclock.

You are expecting a frightened woman surrounded by a gang of swarthy, aggressvie, drunk hipsters with a chip on their shoulders to de escalate the situation? Seriously? They sought out a confrontation and got one. The woman in the car is the victim.

LOL You want to charge the woman with assault when they guy rode up to her vehicle and laid his bike down on it. I have not seen a worse penalty dive in a soccer match.

Answer: four sports that can be played and/or practiced in most parks for the price of ball (plus one glove.) Now compare that to golf and tennis which usually revolves around a country club or requires a membership, caddy fees, green fees, lost or replaced balls, and expensive equipment.

“Hey guys look! Its Lois Lane! Oh shit! A building!”

I just assume that “weirldy upscale” means you have to use a coaster!

My problem isnt the weed but the DUI.

I cant decide on the second version, if the front looks like a giant bottle opener or giant toenail clipper...

Who knew soccer was a bloodsport?!?