“and read People issued July, 2012,”

Here is a whisper of a star!

Collateral damage? LOL /s

No, offense but having her sign your illegally printed poem would be like having Metallica sign your Ipod ;)

While in college, my mom had a limousine roll up along side her and stop. When the door opened a semi skeevish looking man asked her to get in. She said, “No,” and then he offered to take her anywhere she wanted to go. Again, she said, “No, I am not getting into a car with a stranger,” and walked away. Once the limo…

“all his former teammates, coaches, and ultimately the game itself.”

That is horrible... and funny!

“She says, “oh i’m so ugly. Nobody likes me. Look at those girls (pointing at the cashiers). they are young and i’m so old. Give me my GD keys, I’m going to see my lawyer right now and shut you thieves down!””

THIS is how Batman always has a Wi-Fi signal in Gotham!

There is no such thing as friendship once you become room mates. Turns out Sam always leaves the cap off of the toothpaste!

He’s still in high school and doesnt say “shoot” because in the United States public school system you can be arrested for using finger guns!

Is it called a “suicide knob” because his other hand is ready to pull the rip cord on the windshield wipers at a moments notice?!?

I am rather happy that people dont whimsically decide on which side of the road to drive!

In Louisiana, I was ticketed for driving with my fog lights on (this was on a passenger car with factory equiped fog lights, not big off road lights on a 4x4.) The state law only dictates how high they can be off the ground and to be used in inclement weather. The police officer who wrote the ticket said it was a city…

Meth. Not even... well, ok maybe just this once....

I dont know... the fact that he has his own laugh track tattooed onto his body kinda downplays the other stupidity

Wow! Apple fanpersons really will buy anything! I bet they even stood in a virtual line just to buy it!

No, the ad said “just shy of 500hp” but you are technically correct, which is the best kind of correct!

Iron (Fe) is the earth’s most prolific element so Happy Rust Day, everyone!