I was walking through the Quarter during Mardi Gras when me and my friend started getting catcalls and whistles. I blushed because I now KNEW where one of the citiy’s notorious gay bars was now located!
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Let me say what everyone is really thinking:
Yet no one has ever been forced to watch a shitty marching band playing outdated tunes that sound better on an AM radio while waiting for the second half of the game to resume.
Twice the peace, half the resting!
“The real issue of concern here is that the sophisticated computers in vehicles are so intertwined that they shouldn’t (for security and safety and environmental reasons) be allowed to be tinkered with.”
Sometimes the truth IS the sickest burn ;)
Hipster Faith healer?
How else will you be able to cook your scrambled eggs and drive?!?
Not really a bad story, but when I was in high school my mother wanted to buy a new mustang convertible. The first dealership we went to only had two GT convertibles at the time. One was the test model with 7k miles on it and the other was a special edition McLaren that had another $20k added to the sticker. So the…
Be sure to tape the windows or something. They were notorious for getting sucked into the interior at high speed.
Say Hello to BatGimp!
That was great! I love Benny Hill!
I sat on a civil jury where a guy was injured on the job and because of the workman's comp law cannot sue his employer (who was at fault and admitted to being at fault,) so instead sued the property owner that leased the building to said employer and was not present or negligent in any way, but half of the jury was so…
Honestly, all mammals should could cover up as much as possible until they learn to grow scales. At least thats what my pet lizard keeps telling me.
If it was good enough for Sherman tanks, its good enough for LRambos!
The only way that display could be worse is if you had to insert a quarter to start the car! (Very old arcade joke, because I am old)
Last time I saw a real fight a hockey game broke out!
"Game devs actually read a lot of critical writing on their work"
"Love tits, just prefer them in real life and not plastered all over my media. Same reason I love cookies. Eat too many and you'll die."