Weird, Deadspin lead me to your wife too.

The first time I ever read Deadspin was the night before my brother died, almost exactly three years ago. He had cancer, and it was clear that he wouldn’t last much longer, so I told him he was the best brother anyone could ever ask for and I drove home and put my baby to sleep and opened up my laptop and found myself…

I miss billing in quarter hours. Man, that was great.

Porn name. And a damn fine one.

Why has footage of you hitting Daulerio with the cookie sheet been seemingly removed from the internet? That should live on forever in the sidebar.

Do you regret that Deadspin turned into Gawker Media’s male interests/daddy blog, or was that always your plan?

As the proud parent of a 10-year-old website, how does it feel knowing that Lawrence Taylor is just starting to show interest in it?

What exactly is the thesis here? It's hard find one in this mess, but I gather it's that you don't like Hinkie because he's a geek who won't give the media quotes and the Sixers haven't become a contender in the two weeks since Deadspin posted its last tired "The Sixers suck because they're run by nerds!" piece.