“She has a nice smile on her face so I bet she treats you well” suggests to me that DJT thinks:

Trump is signalling his heterosexuality, otherwise the guy might find him attractive.

Man, that’s just not right. Bathroom access, and I’m not remotely kidding, is a human right. You shouldn’t have to suffer because there are no public restrooms and you don’t have money on you.

The fact that almost everyone in the Potterverse marries their childhood Weasley

My controversial opinion: Hermoine should have ended up with Krum. He was smart (tri-wizard champion, yo!), admired her for her brains, clearly thought she was beautiful before she had her “remove glasses and let down hair” moment, and they remained good enough friends that she continued to correspond with him after…

Not to mention a disdain for anything that isn’t beer, wrestling, and country music-adjacent. Like, if you want to hear an orchestra, see some ballet, or look at some art there is something wrong with you. “Real” men/Americans/regular folks don’t like those things.

Yey 1984! I was born that year. Which means I am both hyper-sensitive to the dynamics totalitarian power AND simultaneously always know how to put the boom-boom into my heart

WHEN can we finally cancel Johnny Depp? Coke bloated, woman abusing, Peanuts background character looking motherfucker. CANCEL THAT SHIT.

Team Mary 100%. She has the best eyerolls, the best clothes, and her vagina is a literal assassin

bingo. see also: organ selling.

Surrogacy laws exist to prevent poor people from becoming breeding machines for the rich.

Canada too. The reason here is because it’s pretty hard to make a free choice if you’re facing extreme poverty and stand to make a significant money through surrogacy.

No seriously. Who spends that much time worrying about their vagina? I barely even have time to trim my public hair before I go swimming.

The robot car won’t ask me if I’m married, or whether I’ve ever had a Ghanian/Nigerian/Filipino/Russian boyfriend before. Or tell me it doesn’t “believe in” transpeople, like they’re fucking unicorns.

absolutely i would. i cannot wait for our roads to be filled with nothing but self driving vehicles. deaths will go way down and i won’t ever have to fly again. double yay.

Hi, person here who often very much enjoys some petty comment making, especially of the immature teen variety but....can we keep Kardashian Kriticism along the lines of how self unaware, narcissistic, privileged and entitled they are? Commenting on any 19 year old’s looks is not cool and I’m sorry to be the goody two…

Looks like they blew the special effects budget on a Snapchat mustache filter.

This won’t be a popular opinion, but I have to be honest. Maybe it’s not cognitive dissonance? Maybe they just changed? People can change - thank the gods.

forever and ever and ever

Just goes to show, the road to hell is paved with Goop intentions.