Scientology is really not comparable to Islam, or any other established faith with centuries of history and millions upon millions of followers.

Talk about Falsie Advertising.

You notice how ads never show anyone actually applying mascara to bare lashes?

my vag rocks! I don’t need rocks

I really can’t respond until I hear what Steve Harvey thinks.

I dunno. I like getting laid. Dissent in the streets consent in the sheets.

Pro argument: Plenty of space for the hounds of love.

She should have her concerts on the Moors! Hello!

Plus, if the weather starts to turn nasty she has extensive experience in cloudbusting

To be fair, Coachella Valley is hella flat, and all Tollett knows about Kate Bush is that she likes to run up hills. He probably just thought she’d be bored.

She’s too cool for Coachella, and I knew that before I knew about Mr. Toilet.

Exactly - I hate this argument. This is the kind of thing guys say - “women actually have all the power because if they want something done, they can just threaten to withhold sex!” - but motherfucker, power by proxy is not the same thing as power.

The only problem with the Lysistrata tactic is that it assumes sex is less important to women than men. That we can go without, while they simply cannot. It also says that men lack control, and I’d hate to support that mindset - no matter how apt.

I get what she’s saying, but wouldn’t this be punishment for women as well?

Don’t besmirch baboons.

Its not a print newspaper. There is room for this and ALL those other things. A seat at the table not the whole table to ourselves.

Black girls.

This whole thing is exhausting and silly. Like so many corporate decisions meant to bolster their image, instead of thinking of it all as something to be shared, they all have to jump to own it, brand it, monetize it, control it.

This is a beta-test for Ivanka’s national child-care program

I inevitably feel sad/furious when a successful musician with the first name Iggy doesn’t have the last name Pop.