One time, my friend’s brother’s cousin’s neighbor’s sister’s stepdaughter’s boyfriend was walking by a park wearing a baseball cap, and the next thing you know, he was captured, forced to play short stop for six months, and then won the World Series.

Next time I see a guy in cargo pants I’m going to force him to build me a house. I mean, walking around looking all probably-owns-a-hammer...what did he think would happen? #CarpenterLookingAssBitch.

And I personally think that you cannot examine what the biological benefit of females staying alive after menopause is without also examining why males stay alive after they lose reproductive fitness. The two issues go hand-in-hand. You can’t examine why one sex in a specific species acts a certain way regarding…

Spite.

Tell us about it, Shoe. We’re all ears.

Isn’t impotence the body’s way of ‘shutting it down’?

If it's real, legitimate impotence the male body has a way of preventing it on its own. Anything else and they must have allowed it or enjoyed it, so no need to provide medication.

Because God doesn’t apply to them?

Not this shit again. I still have the image of Kim Davis burnt into my brain as she posed with Mike Huckabee (which I must admit led me to donate to Planned Parenthood in their names, along with Ted Cruz.)

The fuck kind of world do we live in when telling people that they’re living wrong and going to be judged and burn in hell can be construed as “I felt I talked nicely to them.”

I am a case manager for low income families. A lot of my clients have some trouble with family planning and regardless of the fact that some of them live off of less that a thousand dollars a month, continue having baby after baby. Do I think it’s right to keep bringing children into poverty? No. Do I keep my opinions…

It’s probably a lot more common than you think. For instance, when choosing potential partners, one of my chief considerations is my ability to spot them in a variety of locations and settings: darkness, a forest, a blizzard, a well-lit room, submerged beneath water, outer space, etc.

No clue. I guess we’ll have to wait for the make-over—and-shopping montage to find out.

Ooh Ann Taylor is doing burlap now??

That last one stings particularly given how much effort women have to put into their appearance just to be considered professional.

I think this very clearly articulates the issue probably all people who are not straight white males grew up with — we’re constantly seen through the lens of the “other” and are only value as individuals is to serve as supporting characters in the story of their lives. These script writers are saying, rather…

A disheveled woman in slippers, jeans, and a winter fair isle sweater, JANE, reads these descriptions and despairs. She glances around her home, trudges to the stand of bottles by the window, and, with stunning elegance, opens and swigs from the illegal Cuban rum in one fell swoop. She ponders life in American society…

If you have any experience with this phenomenon—if someone used OKCupid to persuade you to vote Trump, even—please let us know in the comments.

That’s why she’s so lively an colorful.