What do you mean, toots? He thinks you broads are swell. Gonna have to turn you over and teach you a lesson when you get cheeky though. It’s the only way you’ll learn.

1. have resting bitch face

The product’s male-branded version will obviously be cheaper than the female-branded one and will come in flavours ranging from APOCALYPTIC VOLCANO to MEATSPLAT SEXPLOSION.

But I feel fine...

Her statement about quality control and the fact that she’s a law student leads me to believe that this is more tongue in cheek than anything...so to her I say you go girl. Get that lifetime supply of kit kats.

She was hardly a bitch. You don’t look at pictures on your phone when talking to someone. Calling a woman a bitch is very misogynist.

You don’t even have to be famous to experience it! That’s the great part! All the women in your office may just decide to hate you for no reason, or because you “think you’re so great.”

Anne Hathaway maybe knows something about being built up, put on a pedestal and then torn down for basically no reason. So good for her for saying something.

I just don’t understand why we arbitrarily decide some actresses are good and some are to be hated. Why? What purpose does it serve? JLaw and Anne Hathaway have done nothing wrong, yet they’re reviled.

These eggplants truly give Bilgari’s intentions away - let’s be real, y’all. I mean, who puts eggplants in an arrangement? Bilgari, I see you.

Ok. I see. Nothing says Monaco luxury like sunglasses, a hot woman, a greasy douChe, champagne, and A BOX OF PRODUCE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE TABLE!!!

I’m not a comic, but I’m what most people would refer to as an assertive, strong woman with a fierce sense of humor. Part of the reason I stayed with my abuser for so long was that I bought into my own mythos as a “strong woman”, and believed that anything he did that was hurtful wasn’t abuse because I wasn’t capable…

You didn’t write it about “the bitch in blackface” you wrote it about an entire racial group. Ergo you are a racist. Those horrible killings followed a long period of verbal racial hatred, if you push that narrative long enough that’s the outcome you get.

I don’t follow your line of argumentation. What do you mean by that? Apartheid did not involve genocide and very little killing overall. It was a crime against humanity for largely different reasons. I’m simply pointing out that in decrying racism you made a racist statement and that it’s the same type of statement…

Not everyone is going to independently realize that they consume a very limited reading diet. Most people will realize it because they read an article about it (like this one!), or hear about it on tv, or very likely, a friend mentions to them that they’ve decided to widen their reading. But under the system…

“I have one additional suggestion: shut up.”

I read like a voracious word slut. I will do anything for a character that gets under my skin, for a wordsmith that spins a tale. Fuck that - poetry is my favorite tryst.

I am going to protest straight white male authors by simply continuing to avoid reading Infinite Jest despite the outcry of every strait white male twenty-something I know.

Oh you think WoW will be released in 2016? Hah......HA!

Could we have an actual discussion, maybe? Wouldn’t it be more helpful to explain to people who might not understand how this is not an appropriate way to draw attention to a worthy topic? Instead of mocking and condemning dogmatically, could we explore the ways that this cause could be better served, and educate one…