I read the source “Us Weekly” first as “Us either”. Made total sense.

Blake Shelton isn’t exactly sure why Gwen Stefani digs him so much.

Not only has she dominated her sport, but she has done so with an incredible amount of poise and grace. There really is no down side with her. She is a class act and one of my favorite public figures.

I consider myself to be the color of a lump of pizza dough that someone lightly baked. White, doughy, and oddly tan in certain spots.

Define ineffective.

Yeah, that didn’t go unnoticed.

And wait I just noticed... is that “unnerstand” intended as a racist slur? 

How is there any implication that he’s white, though. Even if you weren’t reaching for the stars (which you are) there are more than just black and white people on this planet. Also, people continuously devalue, erase, and steal from black women, so her being black is totally relevant.

Guhhh, I hate to say it, but if I manage to get my sixpack back for the summer, I’d wear that. People GOTS TO KNOW, dammit. What, I dieted for months for my OWN sake? Plz.

“Gianforte does not believe that retirement is consistent with biblical teachings, pointing to Noah still working at age 600. He said, “There’s nothing in the Bible that talks about retirement.”

I stopped reading his beliefs after healthcare because I realized he’s just a carbon copy of the idiots already in office. His snarky “but killing is so much fun, dumbass!” attitude was the icing on the shitcake. Then I saw you reference Noah and went back and read the rest of his beliefs. I’d love to ask him if he…

Why are so many americans proud of being treated like shit by capitalism?

When the basis of your argument is to side with multi-billion dollar corporations over the working family, you’ve probably chosen the wrong side.

As a veteran of the Iraq debacle I would like to add fuck Lee Greenwood and that fucking song.

So, on the subject of FOIAs, who wants to do a FOIA on the process of getting rights to use that song?

These. Are. Incredible.

While Kissinger may be a complete shitstain on humanity, the dude’s been in diplomacy for a long time. He can’t help but have learned a little something about plausible deniability, and that what’s not said often is much, much more important than what is.

This kind of answers a question I have had about evangelical Christianity lately. This seems like a tangent, but I promise it’s not. See, I just don’t understand how all the guys that I went to high school with are such super Jesus freaks now that they are older. I mean, I get that people change and grow up and all…

Why? Why can’t we promise undocumented people who entered the country as minors (and are not responsible for that action) that they can stay? What exactly would happen if all these individuals remained in the US?

“Hollywood vs. Georgia” says the big dumb dumb with a star on the Hollywood walk of fame. He’s just like us, guys! Only, you know, rich and famous and orange.