Whatever your place of origin, even if such language is accepted there, when you are in a PROFESSIONAL situation such as one where legislation is being conducted, you refrain from using such language.

*Thanks for asking. I’m old too*

Even then, the use of those words (including asshole and bitch) is INCREDIBLY unprofessional. I mean, this is the state of politics in our country? I would be fucking FIRED if I called a coworker a “bitch” (not that I would).

Well, he started off with “bitch” and “asshole”, so I seriously doubt he meant it in anything other than the pejorative.

*rolls up window*

Good. Glad I’m not the only one… For a sec there I thought I was going to have to cut back on the booze.

I feel you. I’m also (willingly) pregnant and wondering if some of that is self justification? Like convincing yourself it’s the best thing ever because it actually kinda sucks?

YES! Also, speaking as someone who would have liked to have babies but can’t, celebrating women for reasons other than just procreating is possible and should be done more often.

Also, since “Rose” is capitalized, is he talking about Derrick Rose?

Why can’t they just sell some of their homes/expensive shit to pay off the IRS and then slowly rebuild their brand (whatever that is)? I don’t understand rich people. Like, you’re hella broke. You don’t need 5 walk-in closets.

I love a good protest, but now is time for results:

I hope so, too, because Joe is a quality name, but his parents’ selection of Joe over Joseph makes me think it will be a forced faux wholesomeness. But fingers crossed he ends up Colin Hanks not Chet Haze.

He could name his kid Spatula Mousepad and I’d be like, “I’ll allow it.”

He’s always doing something else when he orders military action - either pootling around in a golf cart or gobbling crappy chocolate cake with his name on it. Would it kill him to actually be doing the job of President when he decides to put people in harm’s way?

Today’s tweet assessment: the weekend starts on Thursday now, right?

Seeing Billie with Harrison and Mark is what’s getting me.

Yeah but if you were a coked up 19 year old straight woman which would you pick? I mean come on.

In his defense, it really has been just a few bad parking choices.

I dont know if Ill ever get to a point where hearing somebody talk about Carrie Fisher doesn’t choke me up.

Why is Marilyn Manson in the top pic? Anyone?