My dream would be to see Bannon fired so angry that he sends his hoards to war against the administration. Let them tear each other apart while the rest of us try to get adult things done.

I just made uncomfortable eye contact with my dogs-it’s like they knew what I was reading about

I care, but only because I want her to be happy after that weird-ass contract marriage and he seems nice.

I’m a lark. I go to bed early and get up early and that dress is white and gold and I have never seen it as blue and black unless it was highly processed in order to show me that it’s blue and black.

No joke, the cropped version of the dress at the top of this article is the first time I’ve automatically seen it as the “correct” way, which is blue and black. I always see it white and gold normally.

You are correct. No one thinks that Williams isn’t A murder, but plenty, including cops, and John Douglas (FBI profiler) still to this day do not believe he is responsible for all of the child murders. DNA has tentatively linked him to one of the murders for which he was convicted.

Eh, if you get snow, minivans tend to suck.

You know, it would be funny if they hired Dave Bliss. Funny, and also enormously depressing.

Defence attorneys have to defend people who are often guilty. I don’t think that amounts to “bad shit.”

Ugh, his complexion is a thousand percent “bloated corpse in dirty river.”

He should stop the speaking.

His home is so hideous, how does a billionaire not even update their home decor? It’s just plain ugly.

Remember when JEB! was the smart one and George W. was the idiot son?

No, they didn’t overbook the flight. There were enough seats for the people who bought tickets. United wanted to bump four of the people who bought tickets in favor of their employees. The people who bought tickets and had seats didn’t want to be bumped.

Can anyone explain why the fuck that asshole is in Florida right now? Should he be in DC, since he’s trying to start a war?

“Look, I get it, people are comforted by the thought of a progressive feminist in the White House,” says Bee, “To which I say, if you wanted that, you should have voted for it.”

Honestly I never can quite tell which member of this family I hate the most.

Can we also agree that any mention of God or America being a Christian nation is grounds for immediately dismissal for this new election as well as an future elections?

Romneycare, the Massachusetts version that’s doing quite well, and served as the model for Obamacare, pays for abortions. Just sayin’.

To further clarify, the GOP spent the last 7 years trying to repeal ACA/Obamacare because a black liberal president will go down in history as a more effective president than his GOP predecessor and successor.