I’m pretty sure we should shut down the entire government until we get the demagogue out of office, but that’s just me.

Aye. That’s one slimy fuckstick.

Look, I am the biggest GG fan ever, but she is the worst actress. The WORST. She is beautiful. And nice, I’m sure. Smart probably! But... worst.

I’m hoping it’s Kirk’s or something, to shake things up.

Like, does he (and every other buttfaced Republican), not understand that PP offers more services other than abortions? JFC!!

In return the fathers of the unwanted pregnancies have to pay all care and childbirth costs and then take in the unwanted kids when born.

Fine they can put in legislation that basically bans abortions and defund PP.

I’m looking forward to a half-dozen thinkpieces explaining to us mindless heathens why a one-game suspension was actually the harshest thing Coach K could have done, and how the punishment perfectly fit the crime. And if the results of his virtuous and morally-impeccable decision just happens to also be in the best…

The things that Nicole Kidman & Katie Holmes know about Tom Cruise.............what I would give to know!

Dat ass tho.

He’s had many fine moments. How dare you pick just one!

As someone that works in “right to work” state, it is amazing to see someone get supported by employer no matter what. I pick wrong industry.

Tsk tsk, scapegoating the south lets the rest of the country pretend this doesn’t happen in their own back yards!

The only reality shows I have ever watched are The Real World, season 1 and a few eps of season 2, and the first season of The Apprentice. I will never, ever like Omarosa, and I will never understand what the darling Michael Clarke Duncan could have EVER seen in her. (EDIT: Hahahaha...see LaToya gif someone posted…

Someone on cable news pointed out that Arnold Schwarzenegger is taking over “The Apprentice”, so...........a man who used to be a famous bodybuilder and then a movie star and then somehow Governor of California, will now host a show that used to be run by a real estate developer turned reality TV star, and now that…

I remember her from the first season of civilian Apprentice. Omarosa was arguing with a teammate who, at one point, said, “That’s the pot calling the kettle black.” Omarosa accused the other woman of being racist because...she used the word black? After the episode aired or she was fired, she gave several interviews…

All of these emails really reinforce my belief that there were three types of Trump voters. 1) The “fuck you” vote, which encompasses the anti-PC sentiments, the “blow up the system” sentiments, and the “he’s not a politician” sentiments. Basically, people who felt, for various reasons, that the system either wasn’t…

Translation: “I want my own safe space, dammit.”

Let’s all commit to this for 2017.

Sean Hayes & Megan Mulally > Jack & Karen, but yes, I will definitely be watching as well.