So the headline saved us all from being tempted to waste 30 minutes of our lives watching a shill in an ice cream suit. Good guy Kotaku.

Disable your RSS feed if a shill in an ice cream costume is considered a spoiler.

I’d say bypassing everything is the most on-brand asshole-goose approach as possible.  It’s all fun and games until the asshole-goose is being a jerk to your expectations.

I’m of a similar opinion.  I understand *why* Konami refused to let him keep going, but, as the end-user, I would have loved to see what he would have done with the complete package.

This is so wholesome.  Love it.

He wanted more time though.  Konami refused to give it to him.

As a response to Konami taking his name off the marketing materials. I thought it was a splendid, albeit petty, final middle finger to Konami.

All Dressed are one of the best, for sure.  Surprisingly, Fried Pickles and Ranch Lays are also splendid.  Like Borderlands though: not for everyone.

“It’s like playing through all your favorite memes from 2015!”

You know the first attraction I built when I came down from Scotland... was a flea circus. Petticoat Lane.Really..quite wonderful. We had uh...a wee trapeze, a merry-go-... carousel.Heh. And a see-saw. They all moved, motorized, of course, but people would say they could see the fleas, “Oh, mummy! I can see the…

It’s not as though this doesn’t have controllers. The technology is still there. That being said, in a tear down of the original Switch, the techof the primary system (touchscreen, processor, and dock) run about $167. The Joy-Cons costs about $45 to make. The dock itself is about $30 in parts. Just going by what…

$200 is a steal

I want one, but I know Nintendo won’t be able to resist releasing an Animal Crossing bundle.

That’s unfortunate, because in-jokes, like this guy, are sick.

I’ve been getting consistent work in the film industry for about a decade. Haven’t had the need for any supplemental income.  That being said, it is definitely grueling and uncertain and I wouldn’t wish it on my worst enemy.

I’d rather be on the road with Tesla Autopilot than drunk and/or high folks.

I’ve had this game since release and only opened it two weeks ago. I really dig the H̶i̶n̶t̶e̶r̶l̶a̶n̶d̶s̶ Kingdom Building.

Both drivers are making reckless decisions.  Unfortunately, the Tesla Driver would still have better reaction time than a faded kid.

“The English translation is being written at this very moment by Kotaku’s own Tim Rogers, who will have much more to say about Moon once he’s able.”