Everything is a lie.

I hate the internet. I love the internet.

I don't deny that. I do think I need to stop reading the comments on articles about him and his wife though, because I can't deal with the amount of hate two relatively harmless (if annoying, ridiculous, seemingly omnipotent) people manage to gather. But then that's part of their game now.

Photoshop dropper shows it as gold but the white is 'blue' hued from the shitty phone camera optics, along with poor lighting.

There is no dress.

this is how easy it is for the robots to divide us

and I say that as a white feminist.

Fair point. I've just fallen under his spell. He's like magical dancing sprite.

Cue White Feminists in the comments demanding that Kanye to apologise to them about things.

I'm with you, Kanye. I don't know what it is, but I think I kind of love Bruno Mars now? And used to think he was the absolute worst? life is full of mysteries! And I'm somehow not over Uptown Funk yet!

YEEEEEEES

I wonder if that little girl already has a father that loves her very much.

I vow to make your mom sign a giant pre-nup drafted by my team of lawyers so that if your mother even looks at Jeff Gordon longingly, y'all ain't gonna get shit.

Why do weddings now come with informercials?

I think my reaction to this would be different had my ex-husband not given rings to my daughters and made similar promises to them and then walked out on us. When he left he said he did want to continue to have a relationship with them and told them that as well. He still saw them for a while but then he met a new…

My sister's husband is awesome with her boys from a previous relationship. They call him dad and he's pretty much came in like a champ for them both. He didn't do anything like this at their wedding but he did make sure that him and the boys wore matching suits at the ceremony and the oldest was his best man.

One of my favorite things about my family is watching my giant bear of husband play with our daughter and snuggle with her. He's so great with her and she adores him. I'm actually jealous sometimes because my own father is a total dick.

Oh thank god. I thought this was a man's wedding vows to his step daughter ala Woody Allen.

One of my best friends was proposed to by her now-fiance and his son. It wasn't, "will you marry me?" it was, "will you become a part of our family?" Then her fiance gave her a ring and his son gave her a pretty necklace. It was so sweet, she loves that kid as much as his dad.

Where's Rihanna's new song 'Towards the Sun' from the Home soundtrack? It's the lead single. Is that going to be a separate post? I completely understand if it does. That's as it should be for our Lord Rhi.