Well, and also because you don't know any of these people and none of our opinions matter

Everyone seems to be #teamamber but can I be #teamnobody?

At this point it might just be simpler to list the people Azealia Banks isn't feuding with.

i am sure you are fun

@Katherine Koch: Bless your heart for your reponse to a disgraceful dismissal from the moderator. Please don't let that catty remark keep you from commenting around here.

Not that I think that you deserved the response you did (I don't), but if the worst insult you've ever gotten online is that your comment was boring, then you may take comfort in knowing you're doing extremely well at commenting.

Not sure why Pinkham was such a dick to you, but your response was classy as hell to a really insulting reply. I'm sure you are a blast in real life!!!

I worked at a Captain Ds for about a month. This guy ordered a shrimp dinner and something for his wife. She seemed fine with whatever she ordered, but he had a fit about the shrimp dinner. So I thought maybe he meant the popcorn shrimp dinner, cause those were new and on signs everywhere. He seemed happy he was…

For the record, CA Pinkham was an asshole to you. Not sure why.

I feel like if it's a regular issue, something should be done, but it shouldn't be at the risk of the server coming off as patronizing and losing out on a good tip from people who do know what a scallop is. I think they should've edited the menu description to something like, "Hold the beef! Fresh sea scallops replace…

Well, I don't think what you said was boring, just not too familiar with the levels of la boeuf merde' we service industry survivors have endured. Logic and comprehension are not always present in ones' guests...for what it is worth, I though 'ol C. A.'s comment to you was unnecessarily rude and non productive in…

If you are serving scallops on brioche I can assure you your customers will NOT appreciate you asking if they "know what scallops are". People of that caliber do not appreciate wait staff attempting to educate them. Most will be outraged by any such attempts no matter how politely they are made.

Well, in my head, I was picturing this strange carousel of kitchen, table, irate customer, back to kitchen, back to table, irate customer......

Hi! I'm actually the server who submitted this story, the one you called a "fucking idiot" (thanks for that). Here's the thing - I described the dish to these women explicitly and they were nodding along and seemed to know what I was talking about. I'm not going to insult my customers intelligence by making sure they…

"Every other demographic is filled with bliss when their reason for going to a restaurant is eliminated"

The story makes sense, but "Scallop Burger" is a a bit misleading. I'm sure the customers in the story didn't know what Scallops were, and that's on them. But I'd like to point out when I hear "Scallop Burger" I get an image of some scallops on top of a skinny burger of beef. The combo might not sound ordinary,…

Hey, I'm a middle-aged white person, and I have better things to be enraged about, like people cutting my whole wheat toast in half. :D

My favorite taqueria just removed their delicious lamb tacos from the menu. I wasn't a jerk about it, though, I just cry quietly into my tacos now.

I once went to a Mexican restaurant with a woman who was from a very small town. How small I didn't know until it came out that she didn't know what an enchilada was. She'd never seen one. However, she politely asked us, we happily explained, and she did not wig out at the server.

There are no winners in the toast story. Not the batshit crazy customer that doesn't know how words work (and who gets that irate at any toast-related issue?). But the server doesn't win either, I mean he/she could see that the toast was, in fact, wheat toast. Every time a new plate came out, it was wheat, right? How…