I worked at a fairly large cadillac dealership in the service department. The service department consisted of a very long building with service stalls on both sides and the dispatch office (where I worked) was right in the middle. I was one of the very few females employed in this department. It was a fun job but…

This isn't so much a "quitting" as it is a bridge burned. Consider it the best time I quit giving a fuck.

Can you imagine...if we didn't have the playoffs, the BCS National Championship would've been between Alabama and Florida State? Yikes.

You joke, but isn't that more or less what he did to Terrelle Pryor a few years back?

I suffer from chronic depression (which is sucky beyond the telling of it, but also doesn't hold a candle to CANCER), and my animals (two bouncy young dogs, one very grumpy old man kitty) are my lifeline—they're quite literally the only thing that gets me out of bed some days. It makes me ill to think about losing one…

She's a parasitic shit-worm. There you go - bad insult and non-gendered!

"If I was working [at Microsoft or Sony] and had a big enough budget I could totally stop these attacks," another member of Lizard claimed. "I'd buy more bandwidth, some specific equipment, and configure it correctly. It's just about programming skill. With an attack of this scale it could go up to the millions. But…

No problem. I love any excuse to use wrestling gifs.

Remember when Republicans were against Obamacare because the government should stay out of your healthcare decisions?

Skip Scientology, join the Church of Pay My Mortgage. We offer salvation for the low, low price of $1,140 per month - bonus upgrade to super salvation if you take on at least one utility bill as well.

I love how whenever crazy conservatives in government have a choice between wasting time trying to fuck over women and minorities and actually governing, they choose fucking over women and minorities every time. At least they're dependable.

I do believe in personal choice, because civil rights and all that jazz, but I also believe in my right to label people who don't vaccinate their children as "fucking idiots."

Haha. "butt".

Thank you, Darren Wilson. Thank you for showing us exactly how horrible of a human being you are and not mentioning Michaels Brown's family, expressing remorse for killing a human being or even acknowledging that you caused harm. Darren Wilson, you are a garbage person. May you suffer the same anguish as Michael…

Also, I'm sick of hearing that we're not supposed to discuss politics in the immediate wake of a horrible incident. I mean, when else are we supposed to have that discussion?

I...I just...This sucks so much. Her poor family.

Now can we talk about how the entitlement complexes of certain men breed actual, real violence? Because apparently the UCSB massacre wasn't a clear enough example for some people.

Also, I'm sick of hearing that we're not supposed to discuss politics in the immediate…

Don't worry, though, there's no such thing as rape culture, and women should feel totally flattered and not at all threatened when men hit on them.

What a tragic thing to have happened. I hope her family can mourn and find peace.

He's not wrong, I'll give him that.

I don't fault Notch for selling Minecraft to Microsoft; I've been playing MC in some form or another since about 2010, but it seems to be at the apex of its popularity, and Notch indicated a couple of times that he wanted to move on to other projects.

I also don't fault the Oculus…

"At one point, Higgins condescendingly asked her why she felt the need to get a degree if she has "the porn"