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Or you can get an Android phone.

Hope it wasn't potent seed that you gagged on.

There is nothing funny about depression..

Taser

Great! Friends are great! I've always wanted to play with a DogRidingRodeoMonkey.

Sorry :)

Or you can slice off the corn and serve it loose. I'm not sure if that would take away from the above method though.

Ever been to CPK? I think it's blasphemy for the crap that they create to be considered Pizza but nasty shit may be right up your alley.

Sorry Sir or Madam, but that's not fucking pizza.

Personally, I find that taking a power nap followed by some light exercise and a shower helps. I also throw in a cup of hot green tea for good measure.

Whoa, you haven't finished Breaking Bad? Someone has their priorities all mixed up.

"Expert advice on photographing your genitalia for Snapchat"

If you're ever in the mood for a solid cup of green tea and you're near a Coffee Bean, try their Lung Ching Dragonwell Tea. It is absolutely sublime. I would describe it as silky smooth and flavorful with slightly earthy undertones.

I look forward to him joining my Yankees when he's past his prime.

Guess I'm hanging out with the homeless.

People still root for the Mets?

Shit, she could give it to the kid.

Hmm.. interesting. Maybe i'll sneak in and say hello. I'd have to know where I'm going to do that lol

Can I nominate meat rocket?