cloudy days make me sad.

That's my love making face.

I imagine this is not the first time this kind of thing happened. It would be neat to anticipate this kind of thing and short the corporate beneficiaries of such mix-ups once their share values go up. Or maybe I'm just crazy.

Thank you so much for sharing.

Thank you!

Dogs are better, obviously. Cats are evil.

I think it depends on what that "one thing" is. For me, it was quitting drinking. It was really getting out of hand. I quit three months ago and with each passing day of sobriety, life keeps getting better. I still have to deal with some of the mess created during my rampage but that's fine. I now wake up every…

Well, there has to be a website that can help you attain Somalians.

A few years ago I went camping with a few buddies. I awoke to the sound is a of them screaming in horror. Apparently my buddy mistook the citronella oil (mosquito repellent oil for lamps) for vegetable oil and proceeded to use it to make eggs for my friends. My buddies shoveled down some of the toxic eggs before…

Because it's called a Venn Diagram.

Thanks for sharing. I looked up the bands in your playlist, and I gotta say.. The Algorithm is awesome!

Hey asshole, perhaps you should really try this meditation thing out - it may help you remove that rather uncomfortable stick residing in your shit tunnel.

Suddenly, bird droppings don't seem so bad.

Suddenly, bird droppings don't seem so bad.

Suddenly, bird droppings don't seem so bad.

Suddenly, bird droppings don't seem so bad.