I was in Target yesterday, noticing how much skin so many pieces exhibit. That’s proof this guy is full of shit.

Explanation #3: It’s because he’s still madly in love with Jen, of course. Who is pregnant with his baby.

After one month of my three-month fitness and nutrition program, which includes five sessions each of cardio and weightlifting every week and a 1640-calorie meal plan, I have lost a total of 8.5" from my body, including 4.25" from my waist, and I have reduced my body fat percentage by 11.9%.

Books! This is my second book post. What are you currently reading? I’ve read 3 Carrie Fisher books this year. I was feeling addicted, but decided to start Lauren Graham’s memoir, which was a gift earlier this year. Next up: Kim Gordon and Patti Smith’s memoirs.

This is what I need.

Anyone have any good running tips? I have trouble with endurance, and I find that mentally I just can’t seem to focus enough to keep running. I’ve run with music, audiobooks, and podcasts but lately I’ve found that nothing really ‘works’ for me. I actually do love running but I feel like I’m in some sort of rut and am…

The “oh they’re friendly!” excuse is so annoying to me. They may be, but I still don’t want an animal I do not know running toward me!

I know... I hike a lot in the rugged of mountains of California and run into dogs off leash all the time. I worry of getting tripped up by them or worse attacked. I grew up NH and Vermont and took my dog hiking all the time but I would never allow my dog go off leash in a public setting. There is so much wildlife, I…

Yes the leash issue gets me constantly. I love dogs, but regularly when I’m walking with my young kid at the park or beach some dog or dogs will spot us and start charging at us full bore. I have to dive in front to try and intercept since I don’t know what they’re going to do. And then without fail comes the “oh…

I absolutely want to fight about this. While I’m not anti-dog, per se, I am anti many dog owners. I don’t own any dogs, don’t plan to ever own dogs and think it’s not too much to ask four things of dog owners:

Right? If anything, this quiet, out of the blue video pretty much lays that to rest. So far we’re 0-3 on that front since none of them waited for the show to announce anything.

Yes! If you’ve spent time cursing and wiping deodorant stripes off with a damp anything you figure out that putting it on after is the only way to go.

I do? I’m afraid of getting deodorant marks on my clothes since every shirt I own is black.

I didn’t watch the video but for that last point, ME!

I think they’re the only ones who have Psych, but yeah I would never have it if not for the rest of Prime.

My parents lived near that building 50 years ago and my mom was OBSESSED with trying to spot her. Then one day, my mom was pushing my brother in a baby carriage and Greta Garbo was walking towards them. As she passed my mom, she said, “you’re baby is beautiful”.

I don’t speak Italian beyond the three pages of common phrases in the back of Rick Steves’s Italy

I’m all for political Britney. I’m counting down the days until I get to see her on New Year’s Eve!!

He’s a golem made of mayonnaise.

1. The line about DJ Khaled yelling about bundling up made laugh out loud for real, so thanks for that