(not sorting through 116 comments to see who beat me to it)

Now I want to see him get tight with another magazine, so we can see an edit of this classic:

For those who need to scratch the itch, 4:00:

At the 6:35 mark, when the guys are trying to come with an explanation as to why people don’t just flip that starter motor part/wheel thing by telling him that it’s cheaper in the States to buy a new one. The Cuban dude laughs and calls them (or US mechanics) “parts changers” implying they’re not real mechanics but…

When DSM guys talk about the “fuel pump rewire mod,” that is NOT what we mean.

The Lanos.

And now there’s no Americans to mess with the name!

El Valle, Panama, near the El Chorro Macho. Tried to do a three point turn at the top of a hill, realizing we were lost. Rental Rav4 slid down the hill into a jackfruit grove, about 30 feet down a muddy hill.

-> Try this, it’s the box-type A17x-series Lancer:

New Logo:

Forgot to mention: ‘Butthole Surfers’.

Back in the late 80's, I had my first car stolen, a Mk2 Ford Escort (I live in the UK, and back then in a fairly small town). At the time, these things were worth next to nothing, but you could unlock and start them with a spoon handle, so I had a hidden fuel cut-off switch fitted under the dash. Anyone nicking it…

Three years ago, at the end of a long night working for a construction company, I returned to the main office in the company box-truck. Before unloading or clocking out, I needed to poop first. I parked in the alley by the rear door and went inside. Just a few short minutes later I stepped back outside to find the…

I get a call at the office from my insurance company one day telling me that they’ve recovered my stolen car. I tell them they must be mistaken because I didn’t report a car stolen - then they begin to verify my information and it just starts crushing me as I realize it’s actually my car that was stolen the night…

Actually, no. Starting with the iPhone 6, iPhones have supported 2.1A charging; Apple just pads its profit margins by including the slower charger.

Actually, no. Starting with the iPhone 6, iPhones have supported 2.1A charging; Apple just pads its profit margins…

No fair, they didn’t test the Mustang in real-world conditions.

Thank you. YouTube’s subtitles for hand gestures suck.

VWs have a similar “feature”

Chrysler couldn’t make a 4 speed auto work. A 9 speed was well out of their capability.

Pro traveler tip: When being pulled over in England for accidentally turning right on red, “because freedom” is not an acceptable excuse.