And anytime Cable isn’t on screen, everyone should be asking “Where’s Cable?”

AlienJesus, know that a lot of us here value your contributions to this site and would be sad to see you go. Fuck this imposter.

alternative headline, “GQ Finally Gets Joke.”

Well I think the “What am I supposed to do, not send hilarious emails?” is more satire than anything else. The audience is supposed to say “No, Michael. You’re not supposed to do that anymore.” So it’s less like Amos and Andy, which was more about “Heh. Negros.” and more like All In The Family. You aren’t supposed to…

If you hadn’t said that you never got into Taking Back Sunday, I would have read this and thought that I temporarily blacked out and wrote this comment. Luckily Taking Back Sunday’s Tell All Your Friends was pretty much my reason for existence around age 16 so I can safely assume I did not enter a fugue state and hack…

I miss the days when I could simply hate things just because they suck.

Most webjournalism is produced by 22 year old English majors with little real expertise in their subjects. Some turn out to be very good writers, thorough researchers, and insightful, perceptive thinkers. Some crank out 1000 words about how Rudolph is now the hashtag resistance or something who cares no one will read…

Why does nearly every adult trying to analyze children’s media sound like they’ve never encountered a child? Or media? Or analysis?

I would say this image alone makes it all worthwhile.

Yes. Everyone agrees. Because we’re all the same as you, and super quick to judge things as GREAT or TERRIBLE. Good job.

Snoke saw exactly what he was saying.

You mean like say... Emperor Palpatine? From the original trilogy?

Colin Trevorrow: Gosh, wasn’t the Book of Henry awesome, guys? Guys? Are you there?

JJ Abrams: “Well, fuck. Where the hell do I take this now? I’m all about posing questions and mysteries. I’m shit at actual conclusions.”

I kind of want Luke, Anakin, and Obi Wan to do a scene together as force ghosts only so Luke can make a crack about them both choosing to appear as their younger models.

I do not believe that this has anything to do with the tweet. Ever since Comcast overlords decided to put all the NBC news channels and programs under one roof and placed Andy Lack at the head, MSNBC has become less like the Fox news for the left and more like Fox News.  They’ve fired all of their most liberal show…

Also denying sexual assault allegations this week, you guessed it...Frank Stallone.

Well that headline was a word-by-word rollercoaster ride.

“Are you now or have you ever been a member of the Communist Party of the United States?”