Paterno probably could have avoided the injury had he not been too busy looking the other way.

This is what I immediately pictured.

Guy hitting .205 in High-A ball is worried about the wrong Mendoza.

Had to quickly comment on the lamp switch thing and you’re way off. I’ve got a lamp in my living room that is a touch activated lamp. All you have to do is tap a metal part of the lamp to turn it off/on. So awesome.

“Tell AP’s agent we want him, but we’ll only go as far as a 4 year, $80 million deal with half of that guaranteed.”

*Dan Snyder picks up his phone*

I guess there are blind spots on these little Carrs.

As long as Diggs and Bradford stay healthy Minnesota

K, what should we post about instead today?

Once again Patrick you buried the lead. Panthers are the best undefeated team in the NFL right now.

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Charmin Ultra Strong. It holds up really well, doesn’t pill, and the roll lasts a long time since you don’t use as…

“I’m against protesting, but I don’t know how to show it.”

San Diego -Asked restaurant host: “God, did you hear about Sports Illustrated ?”

Meanwhile, on the other side of the pool...

If only there was some kind of convenient bed Murphy could have used.

I hate to be a highlight truther, but he clearly rolled his right ankle in the video. So why is the photo of a left ankle?

Whoa whoa whoa, I’m all for jingoism, but that’s a Fox Sports+Skip Bayless level lede right there. There’s ten other dudes on the pitch, yeah? Presumably paid a lot of money? Just as vested as Messi in whether the team wins or loses?

Rio Five-Position Lay-Flat Beach Chair in Stripes. Bed Bath and Beyond. $29.99. High Quality, Inexpensive, Durable, Lightweight, Comfortable, Adjustable, Stylish.

Rio Five-Position Lay-Flat Beach Chair in Stripes. Bed Bath and Beyond. $29.99. High Quality, Inexpensive, Durable,…

When buying a tent, assume the labels like “three person” is speaking of small children. Two people in a two-person tent had better be lovers. And there won’t be room for your gear in that tent. If you and a buddy are camping, take at least a three-man tent. Or skip the tent and use a tarp.