This one wins because it looks like its wearing rad 90's shades.

“Again, this was just a Porsche 962...”

I for one, have proudly kept the two-door tradition alive. It’s also currently for sale if anyone is interested.

It doesn’t. It’s extremely simple. It’s not up for debate. Those choosing to make it more complicated than it is are doing so because they are the passive-aggressives that like to create mayhem, chaos and gridlock on our highways and freeways.

“There were maybe two other cars where I was at,”

To bad they didn’t use a Citroen, clearly the best car for stealing citrus.

Wait, you’re saying that “parking by ear” isn’t acceptable? Coulda fooled my fellow city-dwellers.

That’s what bumpers are for in NYC. I’m so glad I don’t live anywhere near those people.

I miss the 80s and 70s little rubber strips you saw on cars. So functional and helpful for door dings and parking asshats.

Ha! We did that as kids, setting up panoramas with shit happening in a lego town.

There’s no such thing as a single-purpose LEGO set. My kids, like their father, aunts and uncles before them, play with the assembled set for all of about a day before it get torn apart and built into whatever their creative little minds can think of. That’s the beauty of LEGO, a little creativity goes a long way.…

To be frank, if you find these sets single-purpose you have no creativity. Ninjago City is a triumph of creative parts usage and they had an ice cream truck, for example, with a giant cone sign made from a drill bit, a dome, and two R2D2 legs. The Creator 3-1 sets are a great way to teach kids how to make different…

“Luigi only follows the Ferraris.”

Was his name Luigi?

It’s a compliment really. Also I frightened my wife pretty good demonstrating what the V meant in one of those. Love that car, y’all can keep your Ferraris.

You forgot this one:

So that’s how you make scrambled Keonigseggs.

That’s strange, it must have been imported, as far as I know it wasn’t officially sold in the EU...either way, I don’t think BMW really thought about it too much, but it’s cool that you saw that one over there, must have been a strange sight. I would love to have an E61 M5, they look wonderful, one of the best…

McMasterCarr, they sell like any hardware you could ever need.

Actually the entire waffle iron surface consists of mini-Wyomings!