I wanna try something

The ending of the movie drags because of an extended post-battle sequence in which a group of orcs destroy rows of human farmhouses one at a time using hand axes.

Based on his whole "the fuck do I know I'm just a drunk" persona, I'd have thought his politics would be more garden variety. Like he'd just call himself an independent.

Ordinarily I would disagree because they're still separate movies. But the prequels led to the most hilariously, profoundly dumb Lucas Edit of the originals yet:

…what?

Of course they had to call it "The Do-Over". If they just called it "Do-Over" Fans of Adam Sandler movies wouldn't be sure if it was a movie.

Why not just sit down?

Axl will insist on performing songs from Chinese Democracy even though it's not even the same band.

You're a dick, Satan.

Sure but Beema always struck me as more of a "murderer" type, so i'd rather pay extra for the experience.

*sighs* yeah…
*watches out the window as a giant squid passes by*

…so what's the worst thing to happen since Jeffrey Dahmer?

I wouldn't mock The Sword Of Destiny, Micheal D'Angelo.