Hopefully they are saving the return of Cary Elwes and The Evil Storm Chasers for the actual movie instead of spoiling it in trailers.

Exciting. Hope this is how the show lives forever! 

The thing is Marvel CAN have it both ways. They can have stand alone TV Shows with show runners and mini-series that expand on the films. I think doing prequel TV shows is a REALLY big swing that they haven’t connected on yet. But Loki and WandaVision are great follow ups that expand on previous ideas that don’t need…

Super rough episode one, especially if you are not a Rebels fan. At this point, you really need to ignore the OT to understand and enjoy any of this. Now the Jedi are all but extinct...because the ones that are left tell everyone they are not Jedi, so they aren’t Jedi. But there are so many people that use the force…

I’d argue there is nothing special about being a Jedi thanks to the prequels, cartoons, and the Jedi-centric Disney+ shows. If something bad happens to one Jedi, another one will just show up, like an eternal spigot of Aces from one’s sleeve. So really, who cares? No real difference between Ezra turning out to be a…

I find that Apu did about 1000% more damage to Indian and Pakistani peoples that Temple did. I’d argue Apu is worse then Steppin Fetchit at this point.

I’d like to know more about Indy’s pre-Temple of Doom life cause it sure seems like he was mixed up with the wrong crowd before India. The opening scene directly implies Indy is a mercenary grave robber, a far cry from the “IT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM!” white knight archeologist that helps fight Nazis. How many gangsters,…

Let’s send this article back to re-write. Remove Batman ‘89 (really?) and Once Upon A Time (hmmm... and at number one no less) and insert The Blue Brothers and The Crow. 

Marvel can get me excited to see a Marvel movie again by starting over. Reboot. They have FF, XMen, and 50% custody of Spider-Man. It’s been god damn 15 years and three Batman reboots (fourth one working!) in the same universe.

Shit take your pick. Snyder? Jim Lee? 

“But you can’t do that to someone against their will.”

WB probably can’t do that. Some rando on YouTube probably can though. 

I can’t think of a bigger swing and miss then Ezra Miller’s Flash. Snyder and the Nu52 DCEU fucked up Barry Allen beyond belief.

This is what Zaslav was hired to do. The board said we want money and burn every bridge to get it.

Because DC is genre-heavy fun. Superman is sci-fi. Batman is noir. Wonder Woman is mythology. Marvel does the real world stuff. Both companies do what they do well.

In the words of JLI - BWAHAHAHA!

Excited we can tick off the “Chris Pratt Hate Article” for July. Any sneak peek for August? 

Good list.

Below is a meme from It’s Always Sunny. You can photoshop one of two pictures over George Washington: 1) Chris Pratt or 2) the writer of this article (or anyone who writes articles about Chris Pratt’s religion).

I can imagine Cruise and Smith’s egos and image control played the biggest role in the changed endings of MR and I Am Legend. They both HAD to be the clear cut Good Guy in every movie they were in.