This is outstanding. I’m actually genuinely thrilled for this and hope that he has a long, long career running the Lakers.

No one who has appeared in an episode of “Mad About You” can make it into the Hall of Fame. Little known fact.

Oscar Wilde: “The only worse than being talked about is not being talked about”

Thank God for the Irish or we would have never had seen such amazing players like Tracy McGrady or Shaquille O’Neal.

some pelican brief type shit right there

NOT F ROSS JOHNSON, THAT CHARMING ROGUE!

You know you are getting old when memories from your adolescence contain what can only be considered to be old-timey racism.

Also what sociopath thinks a golf club is something you use to kill a fly?

And sometimes with one another.

“Roger.”

It’s too bad that, even with Aaron’s fame, they couldn’t continue to have the same kind of tight father/son relationship that Michael and Joe Jackson had.

I know it’s a different movie but I would like to see Joe Pesci wrap a phone cord around Mark Davis’ neck so that his Buster Brown wig falls off

The NFL is switching it up huh?

Mark Davis has already initiated a search in the Las Vegas area for barbers familiar with using bowls as cosmotology instruments.

On the flip side, I’m really hoping the Vegas Stadium is named “PornHub Coliseum.”

So California will literally be left without a professional football team

I’d love to make a clever, snarky comment, but Jesus H. Christ, who isn’t terrified of this guy after that mess?

You know, I’ve looked and I’ve looked and I just can’t see anywhere in my comment where I said a single fucking thing about Hillary Clinton.

As the residents of Trumpistan are so fond of saying, she lost. Get over it. Focus on the short-fingered piss golem we’ve got to deal with now.

Look. Alex. That’s just urinalysis.

Tough way to find out you’ll be the granddaddy of no one.