I love football, but have a harder and harder time just vegging out and watching it like a big dumb baby than I used to the more and more this information comes out. You watch a guy like Antonio Brown go ragdoll from a helmet hit, and it’s hard to ignore the CTE elephant in the room.

You beautiful asshole

The weed is good? Um Mr. Rock, I’m not sure what you are cooking but Steve and his brother were most definitely cooking some Meth.

Don’t blame Microsoft. It’s not their fault the tablets are full of spyware.

As soon as the reports came out that LeBron had no idea this was going to happen, I immediately called BS.

No, winter storm Mulva.

Philadelphia exists. It’s Beckley that’s a myth!

THOSE ARE JUST FLOWERS!!!!!

Deadspin could use more Jezebel humor. Well done.

You’re a dick. Also, Six Million Dollar Man didn’t even time travel.

His brother, Kal, was always the sturdy one.

If going down the stairs is so hard, why doesn’t he just install an El Evator?

One thing I realized not too long ago was that Glenn Frey played the Head Coach of the Arizona Cardinals in Jerry Maguire.

From that photo, I’m going to assume he contracted his throat cancer the same way Michael Douglas did. Get well, Mort.

Damn. I don’t hate Mort, which instantly puts him in the top 1% of current ESPN personalities.

He’s reportedly half-thrilled to get the chance to coach Colin Kaepernick.

He was a dynamic offensive threat that changed the National Football League and inspired guys like Aaron Hernandez and Rae Carruth. RIP.

In 15 years, I look forward to explaining to my son why the Rams are leaving Los Angeles.

I hope it's mom's job to teach their daughter how to use a tampon.