For those wondering, Berman didn't make a typo in his tweet. Even the nouns associated with the Knicks don't deserve to be called "pro".

Mark, bring the Raiders back to their glory days: just use Ask Madden on every play.

Of course the Niners are stupid, Drew. It takes a special kind of stupid to let seven eat you.

Well, that explains it. If it makes you feel better, I have a neighbor who was an Army brat and ended up choosing his favorite teams somewhat similarly. Sadly, his family was stationed near Buffalo and Seattle, so he got to be a fan of the Bills, Sonics and Mariners in the early '90s [triple yay!]...and the rest of…

The world needs Josh Smith on the Knicks this Christmas.

Man, Kyle is going to be pissed when he sees this.

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...or Jacksonville's Matt Black/Metallic Gold helmets which will always say "drunk at 3AM in the garage with some cans of spray paint."

Twenty years from now, we're gonna laugh at all the primary-black jerseys, which will date this decade as much as purple and teal date the 90s.

That's a very good thing—few things scream "1990s" more than purple as a uniform color.

(Obligatory comment from a Padres die-hard that actually exists)

Taxpayers, Fans Winners As St. Petersburg Rejects Rays Stadium Deal.

Nah, the Knicks just would've drafted Jordan Hill 5-6 spots earlier than when they got him. See they saved money on his contract!!

As a lifelong Sixers fan, yes this is painful to watch. However, 10+ years of unchecked mediocrity were equally painful. I wouldn't call this strategy "anti-basketball." I'd call it "anti-entertainment," to be sure, but not anti-basketball, if the goal of basketball is to win a championship, or at least have a…

As a Knicks fan, I wish they would have pulled a Sixers. It's fair to criticize the Sixers for breaking "the spirit of the rules" to gain a competitive advantage in later years, but don't act like this is somehow unfair to the fans. I would easily trade three to five shitty years for the probability that the following…

Seriously, though, the Knicks got juuuuuuust enough wiggle room to throw everything at Carmelo and it didn't work. And now they're fucked for a long time.

Tony Wroten is a headcase. But he's also one of the most exciting players in the NBA. He only spent one year in college two years ago but he's far from "scrap metal." He's an athletic freak of a point guard at 6'6'' and he's only 21 - still developing.

"Look, I'm a Knicks fan"

The 76ers are saving for a few years to buy a BMW. You'd rather see them blow their money and be stuck in a long term lease for a Honda. The 76ers and most Philly sports fans are okay with walking in the rain for a while to get the chance to travel in style. The NBA will be just fine.

I'm guessing that after taking the time to write this very long/weirdly angry diatribe making the Sixers sound like some kind of disgraceful anomaly, that you probably aren't interested in being reminded that there are multiple teams "doing it the right way" that are only 2 or 3 games ahead of the Sixers in the…