Now Johnny Unitas, there's a haircut you could set your watch to.

I remember an Encyclopedia Brown story in which it was revealed that the female character had done something because...she was filing her nails after getting out of the shower, and nobody does that!

She's got mumps like a Duck, Duck, Duck

The NHL originally thought it was the moops

This single article probably contains more words and thoughts than the last decade of professional wrestling combined.

But wait, why should we believe Beverly Johnson? Isn't Bill Cosby's Word > 19+ Women's Words?

2014 Bahamas Bowl Reveal Transcript: Western Kentucky

On the other hand, because NCAA rules allow bowl participants to receive up to $550 in gifts, all the players at the Detroit game get a free house.

Central Michigan is on its way to the Bahamas

as the Jeopardy! music played (that's not how Jeopardy! works)

You bought a human?!

LA's gonna love this team!

10/10.

I wondered how long until the comments devolved to Dick jokes

London Fletcher is horrible at writing movie trailers.

Report: Jared Fogle has lost confidence in RGIII, sources say

There is a lower-tier bowl that takes place in Birmingham still, yes? If it was any organization other than the NCAA, they would play that game.

The "Make-a-Wish Bowl". Granting the final wishes of dying football programs.