He’s not the greatest coach in USFL history for nothing.

I chose my Premier League team because its all-time greatest player died of CTE from heading the ball too much.

Looks like he’ll be doing some Personal Shopping... in jail.

When I was eight, my dad and I learned that Pete Incaviglia was going to be a Phillie, and we immediately knew that somehow the Phils were competitors. And they were for that one magical season, in part thanks to Inky’s 368 at bats in 1993.

I get it.

Thank you for highlighting Pete Rose’s walk-up music.

VA-GIN-A... It Must Be Italian!!!

Your English isn’t bad enough to make this joke work.

I love how Charley Rosen once wrote a book on the 1972-73 Sixers called PERFECTLY AWFUL, and will soon get a chance to write a Part II about the 2018-19 Knicks.

As a Sixers fan I have sustained legitimate trauma from the Dwight Howard/Andrew Bynum trade, and this would be hilarious.

This guy right here, has to enter the unemployment line over there.

Darren Rovell, preparing a mock draft of where his soon to be ex-coworkers go next: “What do you mean I’m fired?”

Well, we know who’s not getting the parachute.

Was he trying to draw notable Northwestern alum Michael Wilbon?

We all know HamNo’s supporting Franken/A Universal Basic Income in 2020.

Berlin 2024 is coming much closer to fruition.

Andy peppy, blonde and stunning. Pro Bowl head coach 12 years running!

Points off for not calling this incident “The Finebaumeda Strain”.

WWE usually shunts its African-American legends into Black History Moments on its shows in February. Considering pro wrestling’s problematic history, they usually cycle the same half-dozen or so wrestlers they are on good terms with every year, plus those who are now deceased such as Bobo Brazil and Junkyard Dog.

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