He’s a crooked game show away from becoming the greatest former ice cream man of all time.
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At least Ken Zoan is good in the pocket.
LIKE A TED-DY BRIDGE-WA-A-A-ATER, I WILL LAY ME DOWNNNNN...
There goes his honorary doctorate at 1-AA West.
A Bortles for some, miniature American flags for others.
How dare Colin Kaepernick disrespect a song once sung by such heroes as Roseanne Barr and Enrico Pallazzo.
I said to build a haaaalf of one of these... a haaaaaaalf.
At least the Tyrell Corporation is bringing new jobs to the Las Vegas area.
Watt was good in BAD MOMS, though.
When one Deadspin post answers another.
NBC also cut out the season premiere of Animal Practice, which I was really looking forward to.
Kevin Sullivan?! Sadomasochistic?! Why, I never!
He’s facing Dutch Mantell for the WWE World Bumfights Championship.
It could have been like how SuperClash III was booked in 1988, when Kerry Von Erich was supposed to be disqualified due to excessive bleeding to Jerry Lawler. Legend has it Kerry had an itchy arm and scratched it with the finger containing the blade he was to use, causing a much bloodier match than was planned, and…
Maybe Randy Orton had an itchy forehead.
I at first thought this was a response to the “Goodell wants Dennis Miller back” joke.
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Independent of Deadspin, is internet sports writing better or worse off than ten years ago? Than three years ago?
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2028: “A-ROD THIS IS YOUR AGENT TOM SIZEMORE. TWO OF YOUR HOMERS NO LONGER COUNT SOMEHOW, THREATENING THE SANCTITY OF ‘MR. 700' FROZEN YOGURT AND SAVINGS & LOAN.”