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“Looking like Willie Beamen” - Donovan McNabb’s Instagram, Feb. 6, 2005

Not the best strategy to have the faces of your lawsuit be walking disasters.

When I was four I knew who Mike Schmidt was and that he was the best player on the Phillies, but I guess his retirement was the first real sports memory I have. That and I knew about Ron Hextall, Randall Cunningham and Charles Broccoli (sic).

With a name like Wildhack you’d think he’d take the Montana job.

Among the people who were in Valley Of The Wolves: Iraq, it’s Tito Ortiz and not Gary Busey who is supporting Trump.

I totally wrote a longform ode to Erik Kratz’ turkey bacon ads when they came out. The “you’re a turkey dressed as a pig” commercial is the best known, but the other two had their moments.

“I’m glad to be back here in Cleveland on behalf of Mr. Trump. As quarterback for your Browns from 1985 to 1993, this is one Bernie you can trust..”

Go Binghamton I Almost Died In Binghamton In 2008s!

The amazing thing is how I’m blocked by Darren Rovell and Trillballins is not.

The Braves are horrible, but that’s no excuse for why Fredi got fingered.

How much of the money goes toward the rights to Burning Down The House?

A former English teacher of mine worked at a Catholic school around the time of the Northridge earthquake, and he played basketball against a local morning zoo crew in some charity basketball game. This particular teacher always had a rich head of hair and a nice beard, but he was still stunned the next morning when…

Scott Skiles treated the Orlando Magic like his own children.

The last seven minutes or so of the 1983 Finals highlight video, where Dr. J finally gets an NBA championship, drives me to tears every time, and not just because it’ll be the closest I’ll ever get to see the Sixers win one in my lifetime.

Donald Trump is flying back to Pittsburgh to be with Joe Paterno during this trying time.

George South and Gary Royal were the “Western Tag Team Champion” Gladiators, and were fellow workers with slightly better records than the Mulkeys.

He’s not wrong though.

How much do those dead dogs’ families receive from those ads.

De-Elevator going down.