Finally I attend a notable ballgame.

I bet Tirico was waitin’ all day to announce this.

And to think they almost moved to Bodega Bay in the early 90's.

I honestly believe Philly fans are a lot more self-loathing then they let on, but I might be projecting my personal self-loathing onto them.

His earlier disguise worked better.

I learned of this just before I learned of Hinkie’s resignation. What a shit day for basketball.

Better hockey dog: Dog Harvey or Dog Gilmour?

Winnesota Mild

I’m a gay man, and even I would have sex with The Rock.

Now I’ll never get, to Big Dance with my father again...

Luther Vandross’ version of One Shining Moment was recorded in 2003, and was one of the last songs he recorded before his major stroke.

Here’s hoping Jim Nantz takes Bobby Dupea’s lessons to heart and exile himself to Alaska.

I’ll hand it to Irsay for not comparing playing football to taking ibuprofen.

I checked. Boston Celtics Dildo Dot Net is still available!

I just got the “LUNCH” joke from Look Who’s Talking thanks to that baby.

This would explain Trump’s love of Missouri’s football teams.

A friend of mine told me Kansas City has a winning football team, but I don’t believe them.

“There’s this gay couple on the team, Michael and Sam. I can’t condone their lifestyle but they really help the defense.”

First he praised Missouri’s football teams, but I did not speak, for I had no idea they still had football teams in Missouri.

Still better than the Thousand Year Frank Reich.