About nine hours late into this but FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKK.

Roger Ailes’ run at Fox Sports is off and running.

I now know how Chris Connelly must feel every day.

Well, he don’t eat meat, but he sure like the coke. MATTY MAUK, SHE’S A VEGETARIAN

He is bringing electricity and excitement back to Miami, but enough about Mark Richt.

They tried Binging it and they’re all out of ideas.

Winter Storm Georgia O’Keefe

Best of luck, Mort.

As a recovering Eagles fan, I can’t wait to see Chip destroy another team.

I take it he was banned for trying to pee into a jar.

That’s New Jersey Generals legend Lawrence Taylor to you, sir.

And where they can also hold Combat Zone Wrestling shows, too!

Front yard hockey rinks, however, are the worst.

Just before Lovie Smith was about to get sucked up inside a jet engine versus Bruce Willis.

Totally thought Draper thought LeBatard was a troll for voting. I’m digging myself deeper, am I not?

I meant the tweet. The headline seemed in earnest.

I thought this was because he was banned for life from voting because of the whole Deadspin thing a few years back. If so, it’s a hell of a joke. If he still votes for the BBWA and didn’t vote Griffey, it’s rather asinine.

My dad also thinks the Sixers are racist and they never should have let go of Spencer Hawes.

Chip didn’t think this would bother Eagles fans so much after he disproved the existence of God to them.

Al-Jazeera was going to interview said source on camera, who was once a co-worker of Peyton Manning’s, but he died.