We’ll always have Forget Paris.

I remember in the 90’s when all the bowls were on CBS and Liz Taylor kept appearing in each of them looking for her diamonds.

Knowing the local geography and where half the local media live, Les Bowen probably just walked to Chip’s house.

Fly Eagles Fly

There is evidence that near the end of Paul Gallico’s life most of his opinions were turned upside down.

I bet a lot of Eagles fans would like to Club Kelly.

Most egregious among these changes is how they fired Owen Wilson as Roger Goodell and replaced him with Luke.

Dave Rappoccio is hard at work tonight trying to create a Manningface shoulder shrug emoticon.

I suspected something was wrong six months ago.

Also on the Jeff Pearlman front, he did a blog post in October that was literally “There was a black guy training Ivan Drago in Rocky IV. What’s up with that?!”

Don’t worry, Lakers. At least God will look brightly upon you thanks to your virtue, and give you the first pick in the draft over the Phi-*shotgun blast*

I thought “half” was enough to mean the whole phrase but indeed it was not.

Yeah, I probably should’ve added “jokingly” to it.

Also slightly off-topic, but I’m surprised how few people were talking yesterday about Slate’s piece on Concussion, which is so Slate-y it veers into Reader’s Digest condensation.

I’ve sometimes half-jokingly thought of Steve Sabol as the Leni Riefenstahl of pro football. These days I leave out the “half”.

There’s a video explaining Canadian football rules during its mid-90’s expansion. In one scene they talk with O.J. Brigance and show him make three or four hits with his helmet of varying degrees of impact, and I have to sigh because of the ALS which Brigance has battled since 2007, and how the disease has robbed him…

Headless Do Bee In Topless Bar

No, Kevin Kolb did, but he thought he was Case Keenum at the time.

This reminds me of when Dirt McGirt passed and my college newspaper editor and I came up with “ODB DOA AKA BBJ RIP”.

This “Whatever, NY/NJ” promotion is sad.