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Two horses in three years would have been a stretch.

To be fair, “Washington Football Team” is also very misleading.

Some years back, I interviewed Pro Bowl long snapper Matt Overton about his time in the UFL, and he basically landed a job with the Florida Tuskers because he was Facebook friends with Todd Sauerbrun.

You can say three, maybe all four teams are in some sort of rebuild at this point. The Phillies have a few young prospects and the #1 pick. The Flyers have Shane Gostisbehere and with Ron Hextall as GM they should be fine. The Eagles and Sixers concern me because they seem to have the farthest to go and fate has not

I went full on heel on Sunday, hoping for the Eagles to fuck up the game this week in hopes of maintaining draft position and finally getting rid of Chip Kelly. As a Philly fan my sense of success and failure, of winning and losing is so fucked up anymore it’s as if I’ve developed loserbetes.

“As a Sixers fan I look forward to new general manager Bryan Col-*shotgun blast*

This is one Pap smear I’m happy to hear about in the morning.

Not the most gruesome weightlifting footage I’ve seen by a longshot.

He’s still only the second-most problematic Temple fan.

The use of the Coke bottle means Saban has already signed with Georgia Tech.

I’m just glad someone other than myself acknowledges Stallone’s debt to Marty as a template for Rocky’s love story.

This will be good counterprogramming to ABC’s shameless display of graphic blandishment.

Fly, Sheeple, Fly

The first sign of trouble was when the A.D. referred to Bill Cubit as “it’.

I have never been exactly *proud* of going to (a) Rutgers, but the last few years was especially skeevy re: their athletics.

Actual non-sex advice Grey Cup Fact: Rick Campbell’s dad Hugh was a long-time coach and executive for the Eskimos, and coached Warren Moon in both the CFL and NFL.

You’ve got to go through Hell before you get to Hinkie. -Steve Miller Band

You’re assuming the Sixers don’t pick at #3, again.

Brad Marchand Thinks He’s Nancy Marchand Or Something.