I think the Kree attacked it...oh...sorry, I thought it said Mona Lisa's Skrull

I'm thinking this phone should really be called the DROID Meh

All your base are belong to us

because english is your second language?

I remember when someone sold a fake iPhone where you had to hold it a certain way or you'd get disconnected...oh...wait...

This is why countries with water shouldn't have nuclear power plants!

LOL! 32 internets for you, sir.

"they finally have us trained"

Let's not forget Dr Banner's accidental overdose of Gamma Radiation. That was just a huge hulk of a mess!

A rectangular omelette? Really? What has this sad world come to?

You can probably fold it up to put in your pocket. That's what I plan on doing with mine. And it doesn't smude if you wear gloves.

If Keenan Thompson is giving this away, I can't wait to see what Kel Mitchell is giving away!

"it comes all sterile and shrink-wrapped and whatnot like it's this magical elven healing-foam"

@archercc: Thor with boobs!

@thetickler: Maybe the first 15 seconds is "apple users are mindless sheep" and the next 45 seconds are "this is why the xoom is great" how 'bout we wait until we see the whole commercial before saying it shouldn't be that kind of commercial.

@LodiGino: yes, except for this... [androidcommunity.com]

a 5G phone with a holographic display that can also do card tricks.

Dear Giz, please clarify: Is Verizon getting the iPhone or not? your front page makes it rather unclear.

@drewdrawscriticism: FTW!!

@Kevin Lang: The TARDIS don't need no stinkin cell towers to make calls!!